Minding Your P’s & Q’s – Tipping ain’t a city in China.
Some questions I get so often, I’ve often thought I should create a mimeographed handout…so here we go…etiquette class is now in session. But remember what I always say, “Even […]
View ArticleHand to God, THIS really happened at #HandToGodBway!
The identity of the phone-plugging moron has been discovered. CLICK HERE. Go. Check it out! It’s blowing up all over the internets and y’all should know, I had three spies […]
View ArticleThe Awful, Tragic, History of Gerald Whifflesnort (…and his cell phone.)
Inspired by the last post, one of my intrepid readers wrote this epic ballad. I know someone out there is just itching to put it to music… The Awful, Tragic, […]
View ArticleExclusive –“THE” #HandToGod On-set Outlet
BroadwayAdjacent.com has obtained an exclusive photograph of “THE” on-set, non-working outlet the idiot theatergoer plugged his cell phone into before the July 2 performance of Broadway’s Hand To God:...
View Article#HandtoGod, The Phone-Plugger Has A Name and I Got It.
No, it was not a dare. Yes, he thought it was a working outlet. No, it wasn’t his first Broadway show. My new buddy Joe, owner of the now infamous, […]
View ArticleHand to God, this is my last #HandToGodBway post…
When I came across this picture of the new addition to Hand To God’s Broadway set, I thought, “Now that’s a fitting end to the story of the unrepentant douche nozzle […]
View ArticleDon’t Be That Person.
According to TheaterMania: Broadway is fed up will cell phones. Especially when they’re being used during shows. Or being plugged into fake outlets on sets. What is there to do? […]
View ArticleAsk @BwayAdjacent – Standing Ovations
Dear Broadway Adjacent – Standing ovations were once the mark of something really special. Now they seem to be the expected response even at mediocre shows. Is it okay to […]
View ArticleI Turned Broadway Legend Patti LuPone Into A Verb
In the heat of the Cell Phone Brouhaha of 2015, the day Broadway legend, Miss Patti LuPone snatched a cell phone right from the hand of an offensive theatergoer, I […]
View ArticleAsk @BwayAdjacent – Timing is everything.
Dear BwayAdjacent – What time should I arrive? If I’m late will they hold the curtain for me?” Doors open thirty minutes before showtime. Check your tickets, and get to […]
View ArticleThe Ten Commandments for Broadway (Read: All) Theatergoers
(With apologies to G-d…but Theatre is a like religion.) The Theater is a sacred place and shall be respected by all those who chose to attend. You shall not take […]
View ArticleAsk @BwayAdjacent –“What is it that we’re living for?”
Dear BwayAdjacent – I recently saw It’s Only a Play. I was okay, but I kept missing things because people were laughing and clapping all time. It was very distracting. […]
View ArticleAsk @BwayAdjacent – I want my Playbill
Dear BwayAdajacent- The other day I saw my first Broadway show. Hedwig and the Angry Inch with Darren Criss, well, Darren was in the show, I didn’t see it with […]
View ArticleAsk @BwayAdjacent – It’s the pictures that got small!
Dear BwayAdjacent – A friend of mine is a photographer, well, I am the photographer. Is it ok to snap a few during a performance? I am sure it isn’t, […]
View ArticleMinding Your P’s & Q’s –“Is there a dress code?”
Some questions I get so often, I’ve often thought I should create a mimeographed handout…so here we go…etiquette class is now in session. But remember what I always say, “Even […]
View ArticleAsk @BwayAdjacent: “But that’s a children’s show.”
Dear Broadway Adjacent, I’d really wanted to see Matilda during my last visit to NYC, but my husband talked me out of it saying that it was for kids. We […]
View ArticleAudience member asks, “Was Sylvia barking at me?”
At the December 9th matinée of Broadway’s Sylvia at the Cort Theater, an audience member sitting in a box seat, near the stage felt the need to take a call. […]
View ArticleSouvenir cups have very many uses…
One of my Broadway Adjacent spies sent this one in, I have no idea why I waited so long to post it. It pretty much sums up why my least […]
View ArticleTen Ways You Can Make Going To The Theater Better For Everyone. (Number Six...
Is Theatre Etiquette dead? Depending on who you ask you may get a range of answers from slightly downtrodden to downright apocalyptic. To many, it looks as if patrons have […]
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